I’ve been having some problems with my Typist. For one thing she’s been sick a lot lately. Maybe I should put a big bandaid all over her so she doesn’t get sick or hurt any more.
Then she’s turned into a fleshpot… err scentpot fiend. She’s gone berzerk for all these solid perfumes in pots and sticks that she gets on Etsy! She smells like a mad florist!
Then she got this crazy Santa hat. It’s way too big for me!
And it looks dumb on her too. Especially when she’s taking medicine that makes her dopey. So I “lost” it. QOL
Then on top of that, she’s become addicted to the Twitter Song! I can’t imagine why! I mean, it has naughty lyrics and everything. Gosh, I am embarassed!
What do you think I should do about my Typist?