Mommy has been ditzy fur since April. Oh, Georgey say she been DIZZY, not ditzy. Hard to tell sumtimes wif humans tho. Anyways, she hadded a lotta ear and eye and brane tests and seed a lotta ducktors. She flunked all them tests so she say her brane is broked. I look in her ear and seed dis
I fink maybe Mommy is wrong. Her brain not broked. It runned off! If yoo sees her brane pleez tell it to come home fast. Mommy need it.
Maybe tha ducktor Mommy gonna see tomorry, um today, can find her brane. He is a noo-row-sturgeon. A brane ducktor. Mommy is furry nervous bout dat sturgeon part. (Is she ascairt of catviar too?)
Pleez send Mommy purrs and pawsitive energies so she not faint at tha sturgeon’s office and he find her brane and gif her good noos. Fanks yoo.