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	<description>George says, &#34;Life is fun!&#34;</description>
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		<title>Nip nip nip</title>
		<link>http://georgetheduck.com/2010/07/nip-nip-nip/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:12:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[My Pets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pawty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[#nipclub]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight is #Nipclub from 7pm-mi9dnight eastern. I think my cat Sanjee&#8217;s got an early start.

What a niphead! And in her blog post today she can&#8217;t figure out why anyone would think she&#8217;s been in the nip. She needs help. QOL
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tonight is #Nipclub from 7pm-mi9dnight eastern. I think my cat Sanjee&#8217;s got an early start.</p>
<p><a href="http://georgetheduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sanjee-niphead.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1579" title="Sanjee Niphead" src="http://georgetheduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sanjee-niphead-300x300.jpg" alt="Sanjee is a Niphead" width="300" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>What a niphead! And in<a title="Sanjee's blog" href="http://catsnmom.blogspot.com/2010/07/huh.html"> her blog post today</a> she can&#8217;t figure out why anyone would think she&#8217;s been in the nip. She needs help. QOL</p>
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		<title>Eeeeek!</title>
		<link>http://georgetheduck.com/2010/07/eeeeek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 01:34:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George</dc:creator>
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Run! Hide! Do not let your duck friends get turned into sauce!!!!
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<p>Run! Hide! Do not let your duck friends get turned into sauce!!!!</p>
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		<title>Gotta wear shades</title>
		<link>http://georgetheduck.com/2010/06/gotta-wear-shades/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 14:46:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cats]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
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see more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">Lolcats and funny pictures</a></p>
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		<title>That&#8217;s just weird</title>
		<link>http://georgetheduck.com/2010/05/thats-just-weird/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 16:24:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No alcohol wine?  What the quack?
What will they think of next? Feather-free ducks???
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No alcohol wine?  What the quack?<a href="http://georgetheduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/george-k-wine.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1435" title="George the Duck and no alcohol wine" src="http://georgetheduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/george-k-wine-300x225.jpg" alt="George the Duck and no alcohol wine" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>What will they think of next? Feather-free ducks???</p>
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		<title>Pajama Pawty Tonight</title>
		<link>http://georgetheduck.com/2010/05/pajama-pawty-tonight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 04:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Help Critters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pawpawty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[costumes]]></category>
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@FrugalDougal is having a Pajama Pawty tonight to celebrate Barkworld and raise money for A Chance for Bliss Animal Sanctuary. Come on by! Drop a $1 or $2 in the tip jar if you can, but come on by anyway. Celebrating with us helps get the word out and is something you can contribute for [...]]]></description>
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<p>@FrugalDougal is having a Pajama <a href="http://www.pawpawty.com">Pawty</a> tonight to celebrate Barkworld and raise money for <a href="http://www.achanceforbliss.com/" target="_blank">A Chance for Bliss Animal Sanctuary</a>. Come on by! Drop a $1 or $2 in the tip jar if you can, but come on by anyway. Celebrating with us helps get the word out and is something you can contribute for free!</p>
<p>Pawty time is tonight 7pm US EDT (6pm US CDT, 5pm US MDT, 4pm US CDT, Midnight UK BST) until 1am US EDT!</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">I have my jammies ready! I picked an old photo of me and my parents in our jammies to use.</p>
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<div id="attachment_1387" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://georgetheduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/george-jammies.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1387 " title="Baby George and Mom Edna and Dad Bruce in Jammies" src="http://georgetheduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/george-jammies-300x300.jpg" alt="Baby George and Mom Edna and Dad Bruce in Jammies" width="300" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Baby George and Mom Edna and Dad Bruce in Jammies</p></div>
<p style="text-align: center;">Sanjee is ready too! I do not know why she is wearing a safety helmet with her jammies, though.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
<div id="attachment_1388" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://georgetheduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sanjee-jammies.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1388 " title="Sanjee in her Jammies" src="http://georgetheduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sanjee-jammies-300x300.jpg" alt="Sanjee in her Jammies" width="300" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Sanjee is ready for anything in her jammies</p></div>
<p>I hope we&#8217;ll see you there on Twitter. The hashtag for the pawty is #bwPJpawty!</p>
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		<title>What a Blast!</title>
		<link>http://georgetheduck.com/2010/04/what-a-blast/</link>
		<comments>http://georgetheduck.com/2010/04/what-a-blast/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 19:22:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[#Pawpawty was great as usual thanks to @FrugalDougal for organizing and @FergusTheDog for herding the DJs and @JavaTheCat creating a fab menu and @Snick_The_Dog for getting Sekurity.
@ShawneeShep created awesome unforms for the Sekurity team agian.  Pink camo I love it! Quacks!

We raised over $1000 for Forever Home Feline Ranch! Woo hoo!
My favorite quote from this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#Pawpawty was great as usual thanks to @FrugalDougal for organizing and @FergusTheDog for herding the DJs and @JavaTheCat creating a fab menu and @Snick_The_Dog for getting Sekurity.</p>
<p>@ShawneeShep created awesome unforms for the Sekurity team agian.  Pink camo I love it! Quacks!</p>
<p><a href="http://georgetheduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/chickfest_shawneeshep.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1341" title="Chickfest Pawpawty Uniform by ShawneeShep" src="http://georgetheduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/chickfest_shawneeshep-299x300.jpg" alt="Chickfest Pawpawty Uniform by ShawneeShep" width="299" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>We raised over $1000 for <a title="Forever Home Feline Ranch" href="http://www.felineranch.org/">Forever Home Feline Ranch!</a> Woo hoo!</p>
<p>My favorite quote from this #pawpawty from a cat friend to a hippo friend who was wearing pink:</p>
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<div id="_mcePaste" style="padding-left: 30px;">&#8220;@CathyKeisha @JBHippo OMC! I&#8217;ve only had 1 drink and I&#8217;m seeing pink hippos! Eeeeek #pawpawty&#8221;</div>
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<div>I about QOL&#8217;d my feathers half off.</div>
<div>Once again a super #pawpawty.  Thanks to everyone who helped out by attending, organizing, giving prizes, and donating. *high wing*</div>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Dance!</title>
		<link>http://georgetheduck.com/2009/10/lets-dance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:49:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adventures]]></category>
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		<title>I am a gem</title>
		<link>http://georgetheduck.com/2009/10/i-am-a-gem/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:28:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That is what my friends tell me, &#8220;George, you are a gem.&#8221; It makes me blush.

I do not think this is what they meant, though.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is what my friends tell me, &#8220;George, you are a gem.&#8221; It makes me blush.</p>
<p><a href="http://georgetheduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/g-isagem.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-673" title="George is a Gem" src="http://georgetheduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/g-isagem-300x221.jpg" alt="George is a Gem" width="300" height="221" /></a></p>
<p>I do not think this is what they meant, though.</p>
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		<title>QOL!</title>
		<link>http://georgetheduck.com/2009/10/qol/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George</dc:creator>
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see more Epic Fails
My bud @aflacduck couldn&#8217;t have been happy about this.
But it is very funny.  Thank you  for sending this to me Holly the Cat!
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see more <a href="http://failblog.org">Epic Fails</a></p>
<p>My bud @aflacduck couldn&#8217;t have been happy about this.</p>
<p>But it is very funny.  Thank you  for sending this to me Holly the Cat!</p>
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		<title>I want this mouse!</title>
		<link>http://georgetheduck.com/2009/10/i-want-this-mouse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:08:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George</dc:creator>
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I want THIS mouse for my computer!  I have to go rob a bank or something so I can get one from mouseenvy.com. They have COOL mice. Only a cool place would have a duckie mouse!
Oh yeah, I added Halloween and Thanksgiving goodies to my Cafepress shop. Tell me what you think please?
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<p>I want THIS mouse for my computer!  I have to go rob a bank or something so I can get one from <a title="Mouse Envy" rel="nofollow" href="http://bit.ly/gehjU" target="_blank">mouseenvy.com</a>. They have COOL mice. Only a cool place would have a duckie mouse!</p>
<p>Oh yeah, I added <a title="Holidaze Swag by George the Duck" href="http://www.cafepress.com/georgetheduck/6924004" target="_blank">Halloween and Thanksgiving goodies</a> to my Cafepress shop. Tell me what you think please?</p>
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